vangirl: (Van: Cock)
undead vampiric blue spacegoat. in plate. ([personal profile] vangirl) wrote2011-09-07 07:28 pm

I am Van's terrible choice in porn.

This started as me being silly with the creative use of custom emotes on Plurk and then it got a bit out of hand.

THE RIDICULOUS HENTAI LINES CHALLENGE


1. Pick a character/pairing and a line to go with them and comment with your choices.
2. Either myself or some other brave soul will snag your prompt and do something creative with it.
3. ???
4. FANDOM PORN SILLINESS WILL DOUBLE OVERNIGHT IF STEP 3 IS FOLLOWED PERFECTLY.




If you have trouble reading it (or imgur decides this violates one of their many policies that I did not actually read), the lines are transcribed below with all the spelling and grammar mistakes intact:

"IMPREGNATE MY ASS!"
"Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..."
"DAMN! MEN HAVE DIFFERENT GENITALS THAN WOMEN!"
"YOU'RE IMPREGNATING ME WHILE I'M TAKING A DUMP!!"
"Sandwich fuck feels so good..."
"If I give birth, the baby will grow up and loose it's virginity before you do~ ♥"
"Use your dick and make 'cheese fondue' in my pussy ♥"
"I AM SHITTING AND SUCKING AWAY AT MY SMEGMA AND CUMMING AT THE SAME TIME!!"
"DAMN! My sister sure has a nice shit box on her"
"DO IT! DO IT! POUR YOUR CUM ALL OVER MY UNBORN FETUS!"
"My throat-pussy is being raped by this filthy penis!"
"You must be a real pervert to be able to cum while having my arm twisting around inside your ass."
"I'M BEING FUCKED BY MY OWN COCK!"
"Wow...Only a truly great pussy allows a premature ejaculator to hold out and extend the feeling of ecstasy."
"The truth is, most boys are horrified when the girl they like suddenly grows a cock."
"But after having 4 arms shover up my ass, there's no way I can stand having anything smaller in there now.
"SO MUCH VOMIT-CUM IS COMING OUT OF SEMPAI'S MOUTH PUSSY! ♥"
"OGHHHH!!"
"So you crossdress and ejaculate prematurely...That's beyond sad."
"You won't be able to rape me after cumming in my mouth"
"CONTROL THIS 'GLOBAL WARMING' IN MY PUSSY!"
"Now that I actually came in my little brother's face, all my fears seem to have vanished"
"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT"
"Maybe it's because I have sucked on nothing but cocks for the last few days..."
"WHY IS THAT GIRAFFE POUNDING INTO MY ANUS SO FIERCELY?!"
"OOOHH ♥ IT'S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR TO MY BABY FACTORY ♥"
"It's so big and thick! The dick of a married woman!"
"MY PUSSY FEELS SO GOOD! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SHOVE SHIT INTO MY PUSSY!"
"I'LL CUM TOO MUCH AND DIE!"
"HHMNG...! OOH! HERE IT COMES! YES! GIVE MY NOSE AN ENEMA WITH YOUR CUM!"
"It makes me sick to think I was fucking a woman who was having sex with an alligator."
"And your excrement will become my sustenance."
"Meeting and talking to men while naked increases your chances to score!"
"I wish I could have had sex with Mom like you did, Sis"
"Humans can make cows pregnant?!"
"I'M FLOATING ON COCKS!"
"It felt like I came my entire insides out my dick..."
"♥ PLEASE DON'T WATCH ME CUM WHILE I SPRAY PEE OUT OF MY ASS! ♥"
"He's like the ferryman of the River Styx pulling men into sin by their dicks!!"
"I'M BECOMING A TOTAL SLAVE TO THICK, LONG AND HARD MEGACOCKS!"
"Huh, your not only quick at fighting is also like that of a kid's!" *
"THESE ARE SAVAGE, UNTAMED DICKS"
"But... It's a sin to have tits this huge for a girl your age!"
"This is a bit of a pickle, though. What does it say about a grade school teacher if she doesn't want to fuck her students....?"
"T-this could be the biggest turd in all of Japan - no, the world..."
"Teach us how to use dicks."
"Terrorist actions against my ass are not acceptable!"
"There's nothing better than Cafe au Semen I tell you!"
"To have the person I love also be a hermaphrodite...It's enough to make me want to thank God with a blowjob...!"
"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FUCK YOUR ASS!!
"Ooh? She's already wet, even though she's a virgin!"
"QUIT HAVING FUN SQUEEZING A GUY'S BREAST."
"A DICK WITH PHIMOSIS IS THE BEST ♥"
"Come on, confess. You wanted me to assault you, didn't you"
"They say it's dangerous to swallow the cum of foreigners"
"AH AH AH! I AM THE LONELY RAPIST!"

* I can't actually read it but it is SOMETHING LIKE THAT? MAYBE?

Have fun, y'all!

edit: and before people struggle too hard, you don't need to have the exact quote. just something 'close enough' will do.

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